Welllllll...
...I still don't have much to say. Life is not really conducive to fun blog postings sometimes. Sorry.
However, I just thought I'd let SFL know that I finally saw Soylent Green! I honestly didn't know that you'd mentioned that, SFL, because you spelt it Solyent instead of Soylent. But after reading a book called Why We Eat More Than We Think (and you know what the author meant by the title, but I suppose it's true that it can be understood either way, lol) and reviewing some of my old blog postings, I finally put two and two together and came up with five! No, not really, but I did understand that you meant Soylent Green, SFL.
Very interesting it was, too! I didn't see the ending coming, I really didn't. I had no clue what the author of the book was talking about when he quoted from the movie, "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!" Then I watched the movie and said, "Ah, so that's what it meant."
I feel as if I should insert some appropriate witticism here, but have nothing to say.
I've also seen and read a few other interesting things recently:
Movies
Dear Frankie -- a little language, but very sweet. Fine performances. And Gerard Butler is so lovely to look at! LOL!
The New World -- nicely done! It was good to watch a movie that slowed down the viewing experience enough to mirror real life. I love movies that don't explain everything. Not to mention Colin Farrell is yummy too. ;)
Books
In a Sunburned Country by Bill Bryson. I LOVE THIS BOOK! Not only is it about Australia, it is very, very funny. There were a few unnecessary bits, but overall it was amazingly good. I am ready to laugh out loud right now remembering parts of it; however, I am at my library job, and rolling about on the floor crying with laughter is not a recommended library activity.
Inside Delta Force by Eric Haney. I've recently gotten hooked on CBS' The Unit, and this book is the inspiration for the show. I grabbed it off the shelf at the library thinking it would probably be duller than George Washington's false teeth, but it has been one of the most interesting things I've read in a long while. The language is once again not at all necessary, but if you can get past that, it's fascinating.
Humm...
Well, I could tell you an over-dramatised version of how I flooded the bathroom...but I shall spare you. I haven't the energy to be funny right now. Let's just say I left the sink running while I took a shower. I had planned to post the story and call it The Day the Bathroom Took a Bath.
Actually, that sounds like a good children's book title.
Can't tell that I work at a library, can you?
In other news, within the next few days I plan on reviving my http://puttheyabbiesback.blogspot.com blog. I don't think anyone reads it but me, but I need to do it for my own sanity. It's an escape, and we all need those. ;)
16 Comments:
Flogging oneself would be quite difficult, unless of course you were speaking metaphorically -- in which case you should have recognised my "yummy" metaphor for what it was.
:D
(Now don't interpret that friendly grin as a "bared teeth" or "wide open mouth" emoticon. Honestly, you can be so paranoid sometimes...)
you two....... hattie/laura
Aren't we fun? LOL!!!
ya..... fun. hattie/laura
Do I detect sarcasm in your tone, my dear niece?? ;)
maybe...... did you know ray is coming over with us on thursday to your house?????? I'm sooooooo excited!!! hattie/laura
And where might I find such an object? (Answer carefully. If you tell me that you have one available, I shall be forced to summon the authorities out of concern for poor WOT.)
Hattie/Laura my dear, I did hear that she's coming over today! SO EXCITED! YAY! Now we can try on dresses! I have a special surprise I'm working on for you two...well, I only have one of them right now...actually half of one...but I will have one for each of you if you like it! :D See you later!!
*ponders how best to inform WOT exactly what kind of frunken-lobed mad scientist she's living with...*
I refer you to pp. 13 and 14 of Patrick O'Brian's masterpiece "The Unknown Shore." Draw what inferences you will from this short passage.
"It cannot be denied that Mr. Elwes was a troublesome neighbour: his eccentricity was the delight of the countryside; yet it is one thing to have an amusing eccentric two or three parishes away, and quite another to have him as your next-door neighbour. The person in classical mythology who fitted his guests to the bed in his spare room by means of an axe or a rack was a source of endless gossip and diversion to the neighbourhood in general, but he must have been a sad bore to those who lived within the range of his victims' cries..."
what ever you two are talking about it is quite boring....yawn... hattie/laura
HE's talking about whipping people with a giant whip with glass pieces embedded in it...I'M talking about what a crazy frunken person he is...lol! Does that help?
SFL!!!!!!!!!! how could you????????? yes that helps!!!!!!!!!! ALOT!!!! hattie/laura
Now Mary that is most unkind. To tell your poor impressionable niece, slash who-knows-what, that I am desiring to flog others. Oh the pain! The deep grief! Oh, the pain, the pain!
As you will read in my first humble post, I merely suggested you may want to consider self-flogging as a means of doing penance for your recent excursions from lady-like language, etc. I, my dear girls, slash other girls, slash, well I'm not sure what else you could be but I shant go there, would never conduct floggings myself. Perish the thought!
I'm so glad you've been posting again!! I missed hearing all your fun adventures - my you keep me on my toes....hum...that and every other living creature ;-) Well I hope you are staying out of trouble *wink wink* I'll call some time soon.
Well, since you so generously offered to "fabricate" one, I am also assuming you know how to employ one.
And if you know how to use one on yourself (ostensibly to do penance), must not you also know how to use it on someone else?
After all, what but actions of this type would provoke a need for such penance??
Questions such as these occur only to inquiring minds who seek answers from the more enlightened.
her we go again!! Hattie/Laura
oooppps!!!!! I meant here not her!!!
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