*gulp*

Whoa. An eight-year-old just compared me to Katy Perry. This is not good.

I was just trying to get into the spirit of the library's New Year's Eve party by wearing a '50s-style red dress and heeled sandals.

I mean, yes, I have dark hair and dark eyes and am wearing red lipstick, but Katy Perry?

What may be even more disturbing is that a girl that young is familiar enough with Katy Perry to make the comparison.

Yipes.